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HOLLYWOOD, CA – Life is imitating art in the most dramatic way possible, as a leaked screenplay for a major motion picture titled “The Titan and The Tribune” reveals a story that mirrors the real-life conflict between Elon Musk and Donald Trump with shocking accuracy. Pages of the script, leaked online overnight, depict scenes of secret […]

AUSTIN, TX – For months, it has been the question whispered in the halls of power: what is Elon Musk’s ultimate goal? Now, a source deep inside his inner circle has come forward with a staggering claim: Musk is orchestrating a multi-year plan to run for President of the United States through a new, tech-focused third […]

AUSTIN, TX – An explosive new theory, originating from a white paper by a respected AI ethics group, suggests that the true source of Elon Musk’s political power isn’t money or satellites, but data. Specifically, the paper alleges Musk’s AI company, xAI, has developed the capability to generate “perfect” deepfakes and may possess a “doomsday vault” […]

WILMINGTON, DE – A photograph obtained by a freelance paparazzo has sent a jolt through the political world, showing Elon Musk engaged in what appears to be a private, late-night meeting with Hunter Biden, the son of President Joe Biden. The meeting, which took place at a discreet location in Delaware, has set off a firestorm […]

ARLINGTON, VA – In what could be the most alarming political development of the 21st century, sources deep within the Pentagon are reporting that figures associated with a nascent “America Party”—a rumored third party allegedly backed by Elon Musk—have been holding clandestine meetings with active and retired military generals. The nature of these meetings is the […]